Kneelers, Steelers, and Squealers
New toys, large boys, big noise
Archive of posts tagged America
Hillary & the Poultry Apocalypse
It takes a village…idiot.
…And Then He Hit Me, Again
sarcasm karma can leave a mark
I Was a Teenage Cryptid. Okay, Not Really.
Wemba-Wemba
Don’t Miss Our Gigantic Totality White Sale!
how Cheez-its saved my eyesight
Us Versus Us
America vs. Trump vs. Asia vs. America
Merry Heat Wave!
Only 365 seconds left before Christmas advertising!
Reading the Fully Instruction
How to offend an entire planet in 2,500 words or less