Be More Not Boring!
Notes on getting fired, and other things to avoid
Archive of posts tagged America
Partial Pandas & Sorority Shrimp
Hi, I’m non-essential. You?
A Brief History of the Bigly Loo
Some notes on the thrones of power
An 80% Chance of Lizards
I remember when it only rained cats and dogs
Perpetual Fur Trappers
Idaho. Dark, yes. But it’s a dry dark.
The Pirates of Lawn Care
Trim those sails! And that shrubbery!
The Defenseless Fence Defense
Not naked, your honor…allegedly naked
Will You Marry Me, After Lunch?
The way to a man’s heart is through his chest.