Polly Want A Peckerwood?
Mmm…soup & Saltine Caucasians!
Archive of posts filed under the Columns category.
humor and satire
That’s Not Funny
Jokes. Or hamburgers. Must a guy choose?
You’re Dress Are Mistress
How I became an Angolan chess master
The Auto-Sarcasmatron
How do you roll your eyes online?
Patriculating at Princesston
Personkind is officially out of control
Wanted
Things I’d do as President, right before everybody leaves
Weird (Political) Science
Dear first-time voters: Sorry about that.
Idiots for Dummies
Oops! No, let him get up by himself.