Don’t Miss Our Gigantic Totality White Sale!
how Cheez-its saved my eyesight
Archive of posts filed under the Columns category.
humor and satire
Us Versus Us
America vs. Trump vs. Asia vs. America
Merry Heat Wave!
Only 365 seconds left before Christmas advertising!
Reading the Fully Instruction
How to offend an entire planet in 2,500 words or less
Virtual Babe 2.0
She’s the zero or one for me!
Chillin’ With Og
Facts? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Worst Practices
Being broke is fun, except for that whole “food” thing
Today Only – 77 Trombones!
July 4, 1776. I can hear it now. Thomas Jefferson’s famous prophecy of patriotism: “My fellow citizens, this is the day. Throughout America’s future, this sacred day will stand apart from all others as the day when we celebrate our hard-fought freedom by offering deep discounts on fitted sheets.”