The Pirates of Lawn Care
Trim those sails! And that shrubbery!
Archive of posts filed under the Columns category.
humor and satire
The Defenseless Fence Defense
Not naked, your honor…allegedly naked
Will You Marry Me, After Lunch?
The way to a man’s heart is through his chest.
Man-eater of the Year
Welcome to Allegation Nation
The United States of Me
Welcome to Barrystan!
Abby Redux XIII
She’s back!
The Rogue Mayonnaise of Death
How to survive without advice
The Schlock Heard Round the World
Suppose you threw a tantrum and nobody came?