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- Tonight! On an all-new “Medieval Cops!”

- Eight Maimed In Polar Express Derailing

- Tonight! On an all-new ‘Saxons Got Talent!’

- “Traction,” pointed out Wisconsin’s #1 BMW salesman. “It’s all about traction.”

- Slowly, Sarah turned, as the Terminator morphed into an Evinrude from the future

- Budget cuts continue to plague NASA, SETI and Biff’s Discount Pizza Delivery

- “I hate her,” fumed the window mannequin. “I just HATE her!”