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- Tonight! On an all-new “Medieval Cops!”
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- Tonight! On an all-new ‘Saxons Got Talent!’
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- Slowly, Sarah turned, as the Terminator morphed into an Evinrude from the future
- Budget cuts continue to plague NASA, SETI and Biff’s Discount Pizza Delivery
- “I hate her,” fumed the window mannequin. “I just HATE her!”