Utterly devoid of fingernails, the discount roofers were ultimately unable to complete the inspection

Ultimately, supply chain issues resulted in intolerable delays at 7-11. Not for ice, but for ice picks.

Attention, CrostCo shoppers! Today only! Big bathroom sale! Stock up now! (limit one) Once in the job market, Sonya quickly came to regret having majored in Mesoamerican Transgender Folk Music. “No, baked beans are on the previous aisle. See how it works?” Just before he choked to death on a roll of TP, the punk …

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