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- “Gumm gumm, miko ah ah!” remarked the island king, as visiting Secretary of State Clinton’s aides frantically thumbed their phrasebooks.
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- Tonight! On an all-new Corrective Dentistry!
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- Obviously, the shaman had been nipping the ceremonial berry juice again.
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How about: “My girlfriend made it for me to wear to the Reggae concert. Do you think she’s testing me?”
HGTV’s new horror series: Attach of the man-eating lampshades