- Scientists Announce Discovery Of World’s Most Bored Man
- Rahm Emmanuel Calls For Conservative Pundit’s Face To Be Removed
- Tragedy struck the Sesame Street set today, when Big Bird was attacked by a rogue Muppet.
- In a rare moment of candor, John Kerry displays both faces at once
- Man Runs Into Tree; Face Pushed Entirely Through Skull
- eBay Bids Spike For Rare Turnip That Looks Like Zeus
- Arlen Specter Announces Plan To Run Against Himself
- Songwriter David Crosby Continues To Deny Rumors Of Drug Use
- ADT Debuts New Home Security System For Broke People
- Man Crashes White House Soiree By Walking In Backwards