- Moving slowly, the fireman whispered into his radio: “Chief, you remember that call about a cat stuck in a tree?”
- History tells us precious little about civilization’s first pole dancer
- Reviews were mixed for the Spielberg reboot, “Jurassic Squirrel”
- Tonight! On an all-new “Stupid Predator Tricks!”
- “Then,” snickered the Savanna beast, “we told him it was an apple tree!”
- Ultimately, Leo won a spot in the Zodiac, despite the other constellations’ intense lobbying
- As the pastel blue painting neared, the “Lion King” cast grew increasingly nervous
- “My stars, that’s one ugly vulture,” observed the group’s spokes-buffalo.
- Some of the horned mammals were skeptical, but they hesitated to challenge the deity during Christmas season.
- “Oh, I am not believing this,” muttered the lion. “A woodpecker? Now?”