- “But Cruella, I already gave you my lunch money!’
- “Ms. Heironomus, I swear to you. The dog ate my cloture.’
- History tells us precious little about Dicken’s first novel, “Bleak Animal House”
- “This demo is for a very important client, so let’s lose the Where’s Waldo outfit, okay, toots?”
- “Well, don’t blame me, Senator — it’s the haircut you asked for!”
- Reviews were mixed for the brat pack reboot, “The Dog’s Breakfast Club”
- “Look for yourself! There are two lobbyists living under your left arm.”
- “Listen, Doc. I’m only gonna ask you one more time. WHERE ARE MY BREASTS?“
- Tonight! On an all-new “Survivor: Inside the Beltway”
- “Back off, rookie. That Chuck Schumer hottie is mine.”
- Finally, after an ugly confrontation outside the studio, Diana Ross was confirmed as a member of the Supremes.