- Mattel announces its new line of dolls, Drug Mule Barbie
- Hillary goes to bizarre lengths to dispose of tainted emails
- History tells us precious little about the rejected Reality TV show, “19 Chucky Dolls and Counting”
- CIA releases photos of a Moscow factory prepping a new batch of Russian mail-order brides
- “Here at the Mexican Democratic Caucus, we put the ‘anchor’ in anchor babies!”
- Shareholder hopes were high for the grand opening of the Gulag Toys ‘R’ Us
- The documentary offered a harsh but telling portrait of Republican leadership in Congress
- Reviews were mixed for the latest Bruce Willis sequel, “Die Hard: the Cement Enemas”
- At an Iowa presser, Socialist candidate Bernie Sanders misquotes Marx, claiming that “workers own the means of reproduction”
- Of course, Planned Parenthood denied the allegations