- Parents, I don’t care how soon you’re coming back, you never ever EVER leave your pets in a hot car. Ever.
- “Yeah, we’ll get to the cow. But what are you doing on the Kremlin’s lawn?”
- When Cows Don’t Yield
- “Traction,” pointed out Wisconsin’s #1 BMW salesman. “It’s all about traction.”
- It was a cautionary tale. When the police arrived, the texting-addicted cow was still holding the cellphone.
- “What can I tell you, judge,” Mother Goose snapped. “After they jump over the moon, they have to land somewhere.”
- Reviews were mixed for the latest James Bond effort, “Moo Raker.”
- “Nice rack on that one, Ed. Where w…HEY! I thought it was bow season!”
- “Sure, that’s one nice, but this one has the leather exterior.”
- Got milk?
Hilarious. Very well done indeed.
Thanks, John! This is a fun hobby.
You never cease to amaze me with your perspective on the mundane!!!! Kudos, Barry! 🙂
Oh, I do petty & useless better than most.
;>)