- Rogue Roo Attacks Visiting Photojournalist; NatGeo Sues For Camera Repairs
- Countryside Still Plagued By Legendary Invisible Tourist
- Australia Loses Summer Olympics Bid Despite New ‘Synchronized Hopping’ Event
- Spielberg scores again with his all-new Levitating Robo-Cam
- Great Moments in Musical History: during a freak zoo incident, Cat Stevens gets his inspiration for “Wild World”
- Qantas Admits To First Airborne Accident As Falling Carry-On Item Kills Two
- Sadly, Pooh had turned Kanga on to a batch of bad mushrooms, and Christopher Robin paid the ultimate price.
- Tonight! On an all-new Dirty Dancing With The Outback Stars!
- “Mohair, my large pocketed butt! That’s a marsupial-hair sweater! J’accuse!”
- Fortunately, the costumed waiter knew the Heimlich Maneuver