- Slowly, Sarah turned, as the Terminator morphed into an Evinrude from the future
- Oddly, the implants didn’t affect her shadow
- Tonight! Julia Love-Child bastes an inboard aluminum turkey
- “Alex, I’ll take ‘Popular Mechanics covers’ for 500”
- Oh, THAT America’s Cup!
- History tells us precious little about Noah’s Dual Inboard Counter-Rotating Articulated Ark
- “Arr, Queequeg,” muttered Ahab, “might I borrow ye mosh pit harpoon, lad?”
- “After your hands, we’ll glue your chin to your shoulder,” they said. “It’ll be fun!” they said.
- Reviews were mixed for the movie remake, ‘On Golden Pond: Norman Drops His Berries’
- There was a boat?