- “Indulgences!” hawked the vendor. “Two sins for one! Get yer indulgences right here!”
- Few things soured the friar more than when somebody left the seat up.
- The nephew could only hide his face in shame as his uncle continued to harass the nuns
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- Music fans mourned as the Vienna Boys Choir fell on lean times.
- ‘Paper,’ you idiot! ‘Paper!‘ Why on earth would I be asking somebody for ‘toilet papal?’
- But the Rangers were too late. The giant priest had already eaten every cowpoke in the saloon.
- Father Tom demonstrates how to hail Mary.
- In a bid to bolster flagging attendance, the diocese introduced new services for the hearing-impaired.
- “Ha! ‘Take my wife?’ Whoo! Oh, man, you’re killing me!”
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- 4pm, Thursday, 1066 AD: Edward the Confessor makes his hourly trip to the chapel
- “Icing?” he shouted from the penalty box. “Icing? I got yer icing right here, Ref!”