- Budget cuts continue to plague NASA, SETI and Biff’s Discount Pizza Delivery
- “Let me guess, Mac,” snapped the detective. “You didn’t know it was loaded.”
- Looking back, perhaps Elwood had overthought his ‘male dysfunction’ issues
- Tonight! On an all-new ‘Carnival Divorce Bingo!’
- At age 93, Geraldo Rivera introduces yet another Aruba theory
- Sadly, Toby’s patented ‘Litter Box Ejector Cannon’ forgot to factor in the ceiling
- King Torvald finalizes his plans to conquer Unit 4-B
- A desperate Willy Loman resorts to in-home demonstrations
- Tensions continued to mount, but privately, world leaders doubted the nuclear capabilities of Northeast Korea
- Cat Discipline? There’s an app for that!