- Ultimately, supply chain issues resulted in intolerable delays at 7-11. Not for ice, but for ice picks.
- After having smuggled the entire continent of South America into Texas, cartels turned to northern markets
- Civic planners never really expected such a turnout for Nepal’s first Starbucks
- Despite being snubbed by Chick-fil-A Choices magazine, Disney had high hopes for its new “Transgender Trans-Alpine” ride
- Auditions for Who Wants To Freeze A Millionaire were surprisingly well-queued
- History tells us precious little about Aspen’s first ski lift
- “Dude,” barked Eddie from the rear, “Turn off the camera and go check the pulse on that parkaed sloth in front!”
- Reviews were mixed for Alaskan Airlines’ Way Way Below Coach ticketing scheme
- As the rookie flatlander forces stalled, Hannibal’s troops soon regretted having eaten all the elephants
- Jamaica grumpily retorted that NATO had not detailed all the entry requirements
- “All right, Sky Gods, what joker threw Bob the black rope?”