- NASA decided to reject the astronaut candidate after tests revealed she could only steer left.
- “Oh, great. Thanks to your meeting invite, I just discovered I’m half deaf.”
- “I highly enjoyed your shallow, irrelevant comment, in several physical dimensions.”
- Ultimately, the jaundiced skinhead was forced to admit that tinnitus was the least of his problems.
- “Dude I’m, like, so lol-ing that it makes your side of my head hurt and, like, stuff.”
- “I seem to have a dyslexic issue with parentheses.”
- “Anybody seen my other earmuff?”
- “Yep, I was there. Led Zeppelin. 1969. Row 1, far left. What?”
- “You know,” muttered Earth’s first lunar penitentiary inmate, “I could do without this lateral gravity nonsense.”
- “Help! I’m being attacked by two albino smileys!”
- “And then, as I was driving north to Seattle, California tumbled into the sea.”