“Uh, Dorothy?” Toto whispered. “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”
The vet was perplexed at the sudden rash of dogs suffering from atrophied right legs
Reviews were mixed for young Barack Obama’s recipe collection, “The In ‘n’ Out Lunch Buffet”
Tonight! On an all-new Really Small Pets!
Researchers at the CERN particle accelerator have confirmed the existence of a quantum “bark quark,” a subatomic particle that may explain why dogs try to have sex with your guests’ leg
Ecstatic when her therapist pointed out the “No gods past here” sign, the dyslexic atheist realized she had found her nirvana.
You’ve never seen anything like it! Tom Cruise is the Dog Blasphemer!
“Cruel? Possibly.” admitted the groundskeeper at Cat World. “Funny? Absolutely.”
And that was the day Herman decided to switch emotional support animals.
“Move the damn sign,” the damp tree muttered. “Move it!”
Looking back, Spielberg’s studio pitch for Jurassic Dog Park was probably not his best effort
