- “Sheesh,” grumbled the applicant at Oprah Winfrey’s “Many Paths” Monastery. “This is the toughest seminary entrance exam ever.”
- History tells us precious little about Rowling’s first effort, ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Breed Nelson’
- “I sure hope that guy’s a referee,” mumbled Tommy’s mother from the bleachers.
- CNN chose not to cover chapter 2’s excerpt from “How to Know When the Pentagon Job Interview Is Not Going Well”
- Reviews were mixed for the debut of “Dancing with the WWF Network Stars”
- Suddenly, in late December, Team Trump claimed to have discovered more ballots.
- “So,” the pinned contestant managed to squeak, conversationally. “Ever done time?”
- 2000 Election Flashback: “Sorry,” determined the Supreme Court. “That’s not a chad.”
- As coronavirus supply scares resurfaced, things were getting serious in the “Ten Items Or Less” lane
- “Okay, now cough. No, you.”