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- Following the escalator incident, the sled team filed a class action lawsuit.
- Sales for the mall’s second-floor merchants never recovered.
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- Reviews were mixed for Spielberg’s seminal effort, “Deerassic Park”
- “There’s always that one showoff,” muttered the carny.
- Fortunately, the fireman was able to leap clear, but the text-addicted teen was not so lucky.
- And congratulations to Ellen Hedrick for her prize-winning pun, “Think It’ll Rain Deer?”
- Yep. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.