- Faced with another class action lawsuit, stock prices plummeted for the “Hair Club for Men”
- Even Johnny Cash’s most devoted fans were confused by “Ring of Friar”
- History tells us precious little about Rosa Parks’ short-lived photography career
- Reviews were mixed for Stephen King’s cursed-by-gypsies reboot, “Hair Thinner”
- To be fair to the on-duty US Marshal, it was hard to tell which way the alien in the front seat was looking
- Tonight! On an all-new “Dancing With The Vatican!”
- Admittedly, fans were a bit underwhelmed as Fleetwood Mac arrived for yet another farewell tour
- As expected, auditions for the senior priest’s tricky role in “The Transexual Exorcist” were running long
- Noticing the empty seat, the Friars’ Club roaster in the back seat chirped, “Anybody heard from Don Rickles?”
- “I agree. They were pretty ugly. But you should’ve seen the MEN.”