- Okay, you can keep the puppy. Now exhale. EXHALE!
- History tells us precious little about the original background singers from Louis Armstrong’s “blue” period
- Sadly, none of the immigrants saw the Chrysler car seat barreling in towards them
- Nobody, of course, could control Santa Smurf, but we all knew the one right-hatted elf smurf was destined for a long, hard life
- Faced with imminent deadlines, their coach convinced the five beauty pageant contestants to take drastic teeth-whitening steps
- “Well, I have to admit things could’ve gone better,” muttered the tight-lipped Democrat pollster.
- Suddenly, the Jamaican vacation moment was ruined by Rosie, the Selfie Photo-Bomber
- In Duke, North Carolina prisons, as it turns out, there were even more reasons not to drop the soap in the shower
- And still some people say white people can’t sing the blues…
- Tonight! On an all-new “America’s Got Frostbite!”