- Fans reported a loud ‘bang’ just before the blimp embarrassed itself
- After initial trials, NASA admitted they still had work to do on the first interplanetary condom
- Reviews were mixed for the Spielberg sequel, ET IT: the Extra-Terrestrial’s Intestinal Turbulence
- The Pentagon refused to comment as North Korea test-launched its latest weapon, the Intercontinental Ballistic Minnow
- History tells us precious little about Herman Melville’s original transcript, Moby Richard
- Near the end of their quest, the Magi were suddenly distracted by an airborne Vatican catechism on birth control
- As it turns out, Cuba’s promise to “rain cirrus cloud death on America” was a mostly empty threat
- Amazon.com announces their new “no real hurry” drone delivery system for dead people
- Faced with an empty weekend schedule, Bill Clinton decides to sleep with everyone in Ohio
- Need to book a flight because yours just blew up? There’s an app for that!