- Reviews were mixed for Wayfair’s new holiday collection, “Seriously Eerie Window Decals”
- Sadly, most studies the Wilsons had read on “middle child” behavioral issues failed to address simmering rage
- Snubbed again, the relocation team headed for their van as Hillary refused to vacate the White House
- Of course, with Eliza on watch, there was almost no chance of the Amish relatives sneaking back in to the house
- From the sultan of horror: Stephen King’s new masterpiece, “Always a Bridesmaid”
- Little Tommy was about to learn that Hell hath no fury like a second-grader scorned
- “Haunted, schmaunted,” teased the tall Scottish exchange student. “Okay, you go first.”
- History tells us precious little about Victoria’s very first Secret
- Admittedly, Lending Tree’s ad agency still struggled with their “Perverse Mortgage” sales pitch
- Facing flagging sales, ADT Security rolled out their new security system, The Impenetrable Perimeter of Lunging Minors
- Tonight! On an all-new “Jilted Housewives of Alabama!”