- Reviews were mixed for Hugh Hefner’s original publication, Playgroundboy
- “Your honor, I have proof,” barked celebrity attorney Gloria Allred. “It’s old proof, but it’s still proof.”
- Sadly, the surgery failed, and the conjoined twins were doomed to a life of liplock
- History tells us precious little about Senator Franken’s preschool days
- Alien XXIII: Sigourney Weaver finally figures out how to get off the planet
- Unfortunately, young Billy Clinton failed to land the role in the Domino’s PIzza ad
- Turns out there was a darned good reason the Little Rascal’s nickname was “Spanky”
- The Vatican committee remained skeptical as sainthood candidate Susan Lucci performed her third miracle
- “Apple, schmapple, Eve. Let’s ditch this garden and mess up the Middle East for centuries.”
- As it turns out, Mary was just another victim. The real culprit was Typhoid Eddie.
- “Well, at least they’re not dancing,” sniffed the Baptist Cherubs choir director.