Tensions mounted as the narcs began to suspect something peculiar.
“I won’t lie to ya,” quipped Pinocchio. “I really don’t care for these family reunions.”
Obviously, this guy was the worst motivational speaker EVER
But when the comedian mentioned termites, you could’ve heard a pin drop.
Reviews were mixed for the new self-help manual, “Dummies for Dummies”
The Actors’ Guild had high hopes for a vote on unionization, but things broke down when the chair asked for a show of hands.
“They’ll never find me here,” snickered Secretary of State John Kerry.
Ever since reading that Stephen King novel, ventriloquist Jeff Dunham had been troubled by bizarre nightmares
Recruitment Day was always a festive event at the Dept of Motor Vehicles
“Ladies and gentlemen, we now estimate we’ll be pre-boarding the flight just…just any minute now. We appreciate your patience, and thanks for flying with us, eventually, very possibly.”
