Reviews were mixed for Denzel’s upcoming biopic, “Billy Dee’s Incontinence”
As the street dance wound down, John Travolta began to get desperate
“Okay, tattoo master.” grumbled Dennis Rodman. “Let’s do the tongue. This gonna hurt?”
History tells us precious little about Louis Armstrong’s “blue water period”
It quickly became apparent that the Cargo Pants ‘R’ Us hiring manager would need to keep looking
Fortunately, the Coen Brothers opted for Arizona, rather than sticking with their first film treatment, “Raising Maryland”
Obviously, CVS had overestimated the appeal of its new “Frequent Rubbing Alcohol Purchase” incentive program
“Wait! WAIT!” screamed Queequeg, as Captain Ahab’s whaler began to pull away from the damp British docks.
Of course, Eric Holder denied Justice’s involvement in the breaking “guns for double-ply” scandal
“DAYUM, that new sriracha tuna melt at Subway is hot!”
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Marvin was unceremoniously kicked out of the 8 ball gang shortly after the big cop car burn when he made the mistake of picking up the wrong kind of 12 pack for the after party.
Marvin was unceremoniously kicked out of the 8 ball gang shortly after the big cop car burn when he made the mistake of picking up the wrong kind of 12 pack for the after party.