- “Folks, we have breaking news on that workplace violence incident at Togas ‘R’ Us.”
- “Okay,” directed the self-defense instructor, “now come at me with the rope.”
- A young Hillary Clinton makes her first political decision
- Reviews were mixed for the Hitchcock remake, “Psycho: The Story of Norman’s Dad”
- And so, Doctor Bobby pretty much failed his acupuncture mid-terms
- As the event played out, the five very short men could only look on in horror
- Suddenly, Obi-Wan Kenobi used the force, freezing the attacking transvestite in his or her tracks
- History tells us precious little about the early days of chiropractic
- Tonight! On an all-new “Dysfunctional Family Theater!”
- “So, who is this ‘Ides of March’ joker you guys keep warning me about?”
“You backstabbing brute! Can’t you see he’s having a Caesure?”
“Who can tell me what Brutus is doing wrong?”