- Tonight! On an all-new “Medieval Cops!”
- “Dude. What part of “10 Items or Less” confused you?”
- The NRA announces its new recruiting campaign for very shy people
- “Oh, that’s where you’re wrong. We are SO going to hear Michael Buble.”
- Reviews were mixed for Mel Brook’s new spoof-fest, “Ramadan Hood – Men in Burqas”
- “ANOTHER Fleetwood Mac farewell tour?” barked Stevie Nicks. “Absolutely NOT!”
- History tells us precious little about Justin Bieber’s formative years
- “That’s the last pair of heels on sale, and they WILL go home with me.”
- All of Middle-Earth trembled at the approach of The Mouth of the Wife of Sauron
- Chapter Four: When “no means no” fails to persuade