- Razor Unicyclist Strikes Again
- Too late, the melting astronauts noticed the container’s “GAMMA RAYS” warning
- PETA was none too pleased when the NRA debuted “Gummy Bear Taxidermy”
- Reviews were mixed for the debut episode of “Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire Who’s A Non-Descript Emerald Baron Without Opposable Thumbs?”
- CITIZENS NARROWLY ESCAPE DEATH WHEN DELTA FLIGHT JETTISONS JELL-O
- Great Moments in Diplomacy: Churchill Cedes Half of Greenland to the Russian Bear
- Tonight! On an all-new “Bear Witness” — While adjudicating a tricky child custody battle, Judge Ursa invokes King Solomon!
- Captain Kirk finally figures out a way to flirt with two green alien women
- Taliban leaders appear willing to compromise, says dead man who expected to be cut into four pieces
- “Take your nap, young students, or I’ll skip right to the chapter about the Aztecs.”
OMG! LOL!