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- Tonight! On an all-new “American Idolatry!”
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- And so, they embraced martyrdom, unaware that the holy book actually promised “99 sturgeons.”
- Folks, it looks like we have a winner in this year’s “Firehouse Chili” contest!
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- Arizona Militia Apologizes After Mistakenly Killing Everyone In Utah
Hey Man!!! That’s NOT fair!! Who let him bring a “Flame Thrower” to the Demolition Derby Shoot Out!!!