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  • I know it’s early, but you guys got any of those little Twix bars down there?
  • Right. Martha’s Vineyard, August. But money’s tight. Whaddaya got in the $50,000-a-week range?
  • Well, I didn’t READ the thing, but from what I could tell, it was about this thick.
  • I don’t know what else to tell ya. Biden swears he saw a GOP squirrel.
  • Look, you idiot. I said blue STATES, not blue ESTATES!
  • Yeah, whatever. Just tell me when you’ve retrieved the nuclear football. My “spotter” will take it from there.
  • Michele, give me a break. I don’t use interns, and I don’t even LIKE pizza.
  • Yes. Yes! He’s been in here “bonding” for hours! And he’s about to start moonwalking again!
  • Correct. Great big honkin’ desk, and nothing to work on. So maybe you could scare up some of those arcade ice hockey things?
  • Hey, Rahm! That Texan, Perry? Call Stimpy and the Gimp. Tone 5-X-5-August. And look – I never called. Capiche?
  • Maintenance. Get up here. My knee’s stuck to the desk again.

5 Comments

  1. 1. “42? This is 44. Listen, is the Vice President allowed to leave the oval office?”
    2. “GQ? Joe wants to know if these pants make his butt look big.”
    3. “Joe got his tongue stuck to the window again. Yes, I know it’s July…”
    4. “I just cleared my desk, send up my Army Men.”

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