- Quickly scanning the room, Kirk and Spock realized that they had materialized into the wrong decade
- The family blithely ignored the frisky young couple on the floor
- Post-Christmas Gift-Opening Depression On The Rise
- When Susie brought Sally home to meet the family, they quite frankly didn’t know how to respond
- As it turned out, everyone at the reunion had nibbled at the hashish brownies
- “Well, we done decorated the tree. Now whatchall reckon we oughter do?”
- Trying to be polite, they waited for Aunt Trixie to conclude her interpretive dance
- The disappointment was palpable every time their cable TV went out
- “Daddy, we love you,” Mother muttered, “but please stop with the ‘pull my finger’ jokes.”
- The police had serious questions for the large kilt-wearing Scot on the right
- Now that Congress was done, debilitated American families simply had to wait 4 years until the Health Care Bill kicked in
- When Momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy