- McDonald’s University Reinstates Corporal Punishment
- Congressman Continues To Deny Involvement In Unorthodox Roommate Parties
- “This ain’t Burger King, punk. You get it MY way.”
- Lazy bachelors across the planet cheered the invention of the ‘paint-on’ tie
- “They don’t call me ‘The Whip’ for nothing,” barked the Senator.
- Finally, the dancing simply got out of control, and the school’s prom committee had to crack down
- “I got yer Happy Meal right here, you little ‘thinking-catsup-just-grows-on-trees’ truant!”
- As intended, the brutal final week of Pizza Delivery School tended to cull any slackards
- Publisher Sneak-Previews Stephen King Childhood Bio: “Troubled”
- After years of sodium overload, the French Fry addict finally snapped
- Critics were confused about Michael Moore’s latest film noir effort, ‘Why McGermany Invaded McFrance’
- Fortunately, Baum decided to re-work that whole ‘winged monkeys’ angle
- Madness reigned every time the space station’s Gravity Generator failed
- Reviews were mixed for Batman XX: Dark Knight, White Gravy