- While waiting for the imp to arrive, Faust reviewed his limited options
- Attendance was way, way off at this year’s Mime Convention
- “Shoulda just kept my stupid mouth shut,” thought the incarcerated White House critic
- Months after the freak tanning bed accident, the patient was allowed a bit of afternoon sun
- Kenny always looked forward to the latest catalog from Lips ‘R’ Us
- His mission complete, Carlos the Jackal enjoyed an extremely large Hurricane Punch
- Once again, Hear-No-Evil and See-No-Evil were late for their weekly lunch date
- Great Moments in Art History: Ever alert for inspiration, Picasso scours the classifieds
- “Not a bad week,” Death admitted from the Los Angeles ruins. “Not bad at all.”
- It wasn’t long before the mannequin began to regret wishing on that star
- Why you should never say “Wipe that grin off your face!”