- New Diet All The Rage Among Confused Valley Girls
- And after its attack, the evil Smiley Face faded back into the wall
- Far past his prime, the aging Shakespearean actor still hoped to land the role of Yorick
- Backstage at the Stones’ reunion tour, Keith Richards focused on the upcoming set
- A spokesman for the company denied reports of too much lye in the soap
- Ever-Increasing Airline Delays Still Fail To Spur Congress Into Action
- Following driver claims of “violent skin reactions,” Toyota issues recall of those little rear-view-mirror air freshener thingies
- “Phil, maybe you’re right. Maybe they’re NOT open today.”
- Faced with flagging poll ratings, Obama tries a new spin on that whole ‘transparency’ promise
- Single guys often have trouble getting a table for one
- Welcome to Government Health Care!